January 2012
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
Blah. I'm having a gross night. Someone text me....
MUAHAHAHAHA
The arabs are accepting my Emergen-C
I LOVE YOU ADAMMMMMMMM, come over to my house...
infinitebackbeat answered your question: So what’s everyone doing tonight?
Just sitting at home watching Dick Clark drop his balls again.
Go find your phone I'm texting you
itstartedwithachair answered your question: So what’s everyone doing tonight?
nuffin. scratch that. college apps. you?
tabiturtle:
fluorescent-swirl replied to your post
slut
its okay nina. it was obviously about you.
Always, bby
lol I can guess who it’s about :P
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME SO SOON COOKIES N CREME
ALL I EVER DID WAS LOVE YOU…
I’m going to go see if my brother has one from his stocking too…. and steal it. Shamelessly.
I just devoured an entire chocolate bar
it was so good. WTF. Hershey’s cookies ‘n’ Creme, you’re everything I’ve ever wished for.
A wizard leaves Cleveland traveling at an average...
keithjacks:
bigtuboflaird:
Precisely when he means to.
After he fights Voldemort.
So what's everyone doing tonight?
Ready for 2012?
So a bunch of my Dad's side of the family are...
It’s funny because I knew who got here first because of their obnoxious perfume that I smelled from upstairs…. Not even fucking around.
The shitty thing about this is that all it’s gonna be is a depressing “let’s sit around and talk about death and drink coffee”
Aww :(
My dog Luca (that’s the brown mastiff-pit one), was coming inside from the lanai, and I guess my brother accidentally closed the sliding-glass door on him….
now every time we or my other dog touch his tail, or if he wags it and hits something, he gets all vicious and attacks whoever is near him…… poor guy :(
We had to put him in a crate to chill out for a while… I...
thanks! :)
athousandwords-forlove replied to your post: I need a hug
Hugggggggzzzzzzzzz :)
I need a hug
Blahhhh
Haha no I don't, but when I am out of it I post...
bad-role-model replied to your post: When I’m out of it, sometimes I accidentally reblog naked people
You need to be out of it for that?? :D
My father's humor.
Me: Dad! Dad! Daddyyyy. SAM! SAM. FATHER!
Him: don't call me that, I'm not the Father, I'm the holy spirit.
I tried to make my mom drink Emergen-C
I made her a double dose of it, lol. She said she was going to vomit and drank it, and now she’s like YOUR MAGIC DRINK DIDN’T WORK!
She will thank me later….
When I'm out of it, sometimes I accidentally...
Like just random naked people that I wouldn’t normally reblog.
Blah.
